Michael Buckley, un présentateur humoriste américain à mis en ligne une vidéo ainsi qu’une pétition à l’attention de notre Président de la République, Nicolas Sarkozy himself, ouais ouais, pour qu’il épouse et ainsi débarrasse les américains de Britney Spears. La pauvre petite a épuisé toutes les options possibles tant personnellement que professionnellement! Faut dire que tout comme notre Nicolas national, Brit Brit a déjà divorcé deux fois et se trimballe une tripotée de scandales (rien de comparable certes, mais assez pour alimenter les potins).
Britney, nouvelle première dame de France? Euh, non merci !Voici la lettre de Michael Buckley à Nicolas Sarkozy:
PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION TO MAKE BRITNEY SPEARS FIRST LADY OF FRANCE!
Monday, October 22nd, 2007
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE
Dear President Nicolas Sarkozy,
I write to you today on behalf of the people of the United States of America. It is my understanding that your
skank wife had an affair and is leaving you. It is my great concern that the producers of ABC’S the Bachelor will wish to snatch you up for the twelfth installment of their suckass reality series. I hope you do not take the route as I have the perfect woman for you. Her name is Britney Spears. She has the mental state and hot body needed to be an outstanding wife! Britney is the ideal First Lady of your great nation! And quite frankly, bitch has exhausted all options in America personally and professionally. I am not sure if France has any pop stars? She could do that too with proper lighting and backing tracks. Do you live in a castle? Do you have a pole installed yet?
Details- will text you later!
Details- will text you later!
Please take this request seriously and note the signatures below as support for this marriage.
Most Sincerely,
Michael Buckley
Buckhollywood.com
PS: I see that you are also a lawyer – perfect!
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